"It looks tent like..."

She is at it with the phone calls again!

Phone call to the Dentist
"Yes, I went to the movies with my 19 year old granddaughter. She is one of your patients. Anyways, she has braces and during the movie she picked the skin on the inside of her mouth at least two dozen times that I counted. And I argue with her about it all the time and I just want you to put a note in the file that the Doctor needs to look at her mouth and make sure there is nothing wrong like cancer or something and it is just a bad habit that she has."

I have personally never experienced braces, but I gather that the metal would cut the insides of your mouth and it makes perfect sense to me to want to get the peeling skin outta there?
p.s. Please note the poor child is 19 years old!

Phone call to the Foot Doctor
"Hi, I have been there before a number of years back and I had surgery on one of my toes. Well now my right big toe nail has something wrong with it. It looks tent like instead of flat like it is supposed to be. I guess I want to come in and have the doctor look at it."

Not, "it has pushed upwards in the center" but, "It looks tent like" bahahahah