Another phone call...

Granny is part of a Big/Little Sister/Brother program and she apparently has been tutoring a young girl since she was in 4th grade. The girl made the mistake of commenting that she was possibly eligible for a P.E. award at school. Well the girl did not receive the award and so Granny thought she would find out why. First she calls the school...

Granny--"Hi, I am part of the Big Sister Little Sister program and I have been tutoring a child since she was in 4th grade and she told me that she thought she had met the criteria for a P.E. Award, I think it was the President's award, but I am not sure. Anyways, I seen her a few days after the awards ceremony, I think it was last Thursday, and I asked to see her award and she told me she didn't get it. I just want to know why she didn't get the award."**

[Other person answers]

"Well, is there someone else I can talk to? Maybe like the head of the athletic department or someone in the p.e. department? I just want to talk to someone and find out why this little girl didn't get her award that she thinks she earned."

[other person transfers her and she apparently gets a voice mail]

**Repeat of the entire story on a voicemail.

Then apparently she gets cut off because she calls back again...

"Hi,I hope this is Ms._____ because you didn't identify yourself on your voice mail, anyways, This is Barbara again, I was just leaving a voice mail and I got cut off and I tried to chose option 8 to continue to leave the message but it didn't work so I just had to call back anyways I am part of the big sister little sister program and I tutor.....**[she continued to leave the entire story on the voice mail again]

.:.:She will probably never realize that the reason why people never return her calls is because they probably die half way through listening to the lifelong message that she leaves and they are rotting in a casket before she ever gets to the phone number part:.:.